GOLF AND TV
A man and his wife are watching a game of
GOLF AND TV
A man and his wife are watching a game of golf on TV. He keeps switching channels back and forth to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.
'I don't know whether to watch them or the game', he says to his wife.
'For Heaven's sake, watch the sex,' his wife says. 'You already know how to play golf!'
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