You know nothing about a woman until she's drunk a
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Posted On: 07/17/2019 2:03:07 PM
You know nothing about a woman until she's drunk and mad at you.
Call me crazy, but I don't think I really need to be in this mental institution.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped, due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
I got an idea. Match dot com, but for socks.
If I didn't procrastinate, I probably wouldn't do anything at all.
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing.
"I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
If I ever go missing and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
This guy was giving me lip, so I flexed on him and the next thing I know I'm laying on the ground with leg cramps.
I just bought a microwave bed - 8 hours sleep in 12 minutes.
Woke up this morning really sick, tired, hot and have a splitting headache. Checked Google for answers and apparently I'm pregnant. Great, that's all I need!
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
Call me crazy, but I don't think I really need to be in this mental institution.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped, due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
I got an idea. Match dot com, but for socks.
If I didn't procrastinate, I probably wouldn't do anything at all.
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing.
"I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
If I ever go missing and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
This guy was giving me lip, so I flexed on him and the next thing I know I'm laying on the ground with leg cramps.
I just bought a microwave bed - 8 hours sleep in 12 minutes.
Woke up this morning really sick, tired, hot and have a splitting headache. Checked Google for answers and apparently I'm pregnant. Great, that's all I need!
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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