Civics 101 A black kid asks his dad, "Dad, what's

Civics 101
A black kid asks his dad, "Dad, what's Democracy?"
(Wait! The kid doesn't know who his Dad is. Let's start over...)

A black kid asks his mom, "Mama, what's a Democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits!"
"But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?"
"Sure they do, but that's called racism!"