My wife & I toss a coin to settle our arguments.
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If the coin comes down, she wins. If it stays suspended in air forever, I win.
I somersaulted down a hill yesterday…
just like in the movies, it was so crazy!
Angel: Yes that’s why you’re here.
Alcohol increases the ‘Send’ button size by 89%.
Definition of Marriage:
A way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.
Dad, can you help me with my math?
– What do you need help with?
– I’m supposed to find the common denominator…
– What the hell? They still haven’t found it? We were looking for that too when I was in school.
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