Children please sit on your bum so I can tell you

Children please sit on your bum so I can tell you a little story about someone by the name of Phetven that woke up one day and decided to be Scott Smith, he then had an epiphany and decided to argue among himself and call himself names such as Lemoncat and Zandant. This little story hopefully ends with this schizophrenic being tied up in a facility and shock treated until all the personalities stop arguing about a man named Leo.