Sung to the tune Nobody Home by Pink Floyd Got

Sung to the tune Nobody Home by Pink Floyd

Got an E-Trade account with my ANDI shares in
Got a bag with a hundred thousand dollar loan
Then White posts a blog and said maybe no Andi phones
I got credit cards keeping my lights on
Got those Utopya phone blues
I got eighteen pics of Utopya shit to choose from
I got tequila white, And-I got Corona Light
Got Jason Steinberg in resignation
ANDI that is so low
When I tried to get one or two, telephones from you
There'll be no ANDI phones
I got the obligatory basher burn
And the indelible lesson learned
All of my friends I told about ANDI think Im a jerk
I got collectors after my fingers
I got five percent of a five thousand percent gain
Got a Hewlett Packard laptop to prop up my mortal remains
I bought wild glaring lies
And-I got a strong urge to buy
But I got no loansharks to go to
( go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to )
Ooooooooooohhhhhhh babe, when I buy a new phone
It wont be Andiamo
I got a year of Utopyas posts
And-I got no more boasts

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!