Ive been being told for over two years now that th

Ive been being told for over two years now that there was Russia collusion, and the Mueller report comes up no Russia collusion! Ive been told for over a year now that ANDI was going to have phones for sale, and the White report may as well have said no phones! So whats next? Is somebody goin to tell me theres no Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus? How bout the Tooth Fairy? Or maybe someones gonna tell me wrestling is fake, or the earth is flat! Or we never went to the moon! Or theyre putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay! Can anybody show any honesty anymore, or has society been over run by a bunch of hypocritical lying sacks of human excrement scraped up off the concrete from the city of San Francisco! Im here for phones damn it! If I wanted water I would've gone to Flint, Michigan after the Obama administration gave 80 million simoleons in aid to the city! Im not asking for 80 million, or even 1 million! I just want one damn stinkin M0T#@RF!NG cellphone! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!