So let me put it in terms maybe some of you will u

So let me put it in terms maybe some of you will understand better. Lets say Im dating this broad, I'll just call her Janice to protect the innocent. So Janice and I are getting hot and heavy, and she keeps telling me shes gonna let me hit.... but nothing... not even a titty suck. So this goes on day after day, month after month, over a year! Then finally Janice says hey Stooge, Im leaving you, but Im gonna send over my girlfriend, and shes going to f you! So at this point, am I supposed to be excited, or in disbelief? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!