My urologist said I have a healthy prostate. I w
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My urologist said I have a healthy prostate.
I was deeply touched.
A banana republic…
is just a regular republic that's happy to see you.
To the woman a booth over who said...
“There’s nothing worse than cold toast!”
I want your life.
First person to eat a banana - This is not good.
First person to peel a banana - Dude guess what…?
A man threatened to sue a magazine…
for using his photo in a story about how all hipsters look the same — only to learn it's not him in the picture.
Her: I just can't find the words.
Me: She's kidding, give her a minute.
I love nothing more than sitting in front of a
warm fire, wine in hand, singing songs until I fall asleep. It's probably the main reason I'm no longer a firefighter.
A vagina is like the weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for
six months. It's rude to interrupt.
It was a golden era when there was no internet..
In those days, only your family and friends knew how stupid you are.
How has the price of opinions remained $0.02....
over the years even after inflation?
I was deeply touched.
A banana republic…
is just a regular republic that's happy to see you.
To the woman a booth over who said...
“There’s nothing worse than cold toast!”
I want your life.
First person to eat a banana - This is not good.
First person to peel a banana - Dude guess what…?
A man threatened to sue a magazine…
for using his photo in a story about how all hipsters look the same — only to learn it's not him in the picture.
Her: I just can't find the words.
Me: She's kidding, give her a minute.
I love nothing more than sitting in front of a
warm fire, wine in hand, singing songs until I fall asleep. It's probably the main reason I'm no longer a firefighter.
A vagina is like the weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for
six months. It's rude to interrupt.
It was a golden era when there was no internet..
In those days, only your family and friends knew how stupid you are.
How has the price of opinions remained $0.02....
over the years even after inflation?
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