I can't believe i just bought another million on t

I can't believe i just bought another million on the ASK. I bet everyone at etrade headquarters stops working right before i buy ANDI and a big screen rolls down when i wire money into account and make the buy and everyone starts laughing and calling me loser and everyone throws things at the screen and starts doing cocaine off hooker's asses, and dwarves get thrown and women at the office show their breasts for 100 bucks, everyone does a tequila shot and 10 minutes later everyone goes back to work .....