Youre missing the whole point fella! Without a sma

Youre missing the whole point fella! Without a smartphone youre nothing! Don't you get it? The one thing I need And-I want, I cant have... Ive held out this long, now Im supposed to go to Wal-Mart and buy an I-Phone? Id rather not. If we never see Utopya phones, then Im never getting a smartphone! And-I will never make it to the next Fyrefest to try their worldclass cuisine and big booty filled beaches! I'll buy a Nokia retro from Finland and be done with it!
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!