I hate being the bearer of bad news but if the rum

I hate being the bearer of bad news but if the rumors I'm hearing are true, then it appears that Bhawks has fallen on some very hard times. The rumors state that Bhawks was kidnapped and taken away by some wild conservative Amazon women who had plans to turn him into a sex slave. Well, since Bhawks is in his 21st or 22nd decade of life, it didn't take them too long to figure out that he just wouldn't cut it as a sex slave. But since they went through a lot of trouble to kidnap the old fart, they just weren't about to let him go either. They then chained poor old Bhawks to a sink and now he is washing dishes three times a day. It appears that these conservative Amazon women consider themselves mad scientists and chaining Bhawks to a sink is their idea of a scientific experiment. Like me, Bhawks is a heart patient and the Amazons are curious as to just how much dishwater it will take to kill a male heart patient........ Pray for him y'all, pray for him........LOL