Im a red blooded American, And-I support President

Im a red blooded American, And-I support President Trump
( God forbid! ), but if the reason we are hung up here is because of our trade war with the Chinese, weren't we told what kind of phones we are allowed to buy, and not buy? Then I guess Im moving to Communist China so I can buy a Huawei or ZTE, or OPPO and be subject to the new social credit score where they cut off your balls if you disagree with Xi's handlers and then finally be put out of my misery once and for all. Or maybe Im jumping the gun and were all going to be beyond rich here only to turn into a socialist commie country where were told no more hamburgers, no more flatulence, no more gasoline, no more cars, no more babies, no more gender, no more free thought or speech only submission to voice recognition and retinal and facial recognition and fingerprint scans so Zuckerberg can target you on Facebook with ads to sell you Tupperware, Ginsu knives and Toyotas! But what do I know Im just a Stooge. WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!