I was in a pub on Saturday night.  Had a few dri

I was in a pub on Saturday night. 

Had a few drinks..... I noticed two very large women by the bar. 

They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies 
from Scotland?" 

One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!" 

So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales 
from Scotland?" 

That's all I remember.....