Please be kind to Jussie Smollett guys... You kn
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Posted On: 02/23/2019 4:59:50 PM
Please be kind to Jussie Smollett guys...
You know he's really beating himself up right now.
I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
There will only be 7 planets tomorrow...
Because I'm going to destroy Uranus.
Why is it called a "prison compound"...
and not a "guilt complex"?
I overheard this in a café the other day...
"Would you please stop listening to our conversation?"
When cooking for a date for the first time…
I use plenty of garlic so we can get the whole "vampire/not a vampire" question out of the way.
My driver’s side window quit working.
So I guess I'm on a diet.
The day Microsoft will make something that
doesn’t suck is probably the day they’ll start making vacuum cleaners.
My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s
my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
You know he's really beating himself up right now.
I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
There will only be 7 planets tomorrow...
Because I'm going to destroy Uranus.
Why is it called a "prison compound"...
and not a "guilt complex"?
I overheard this in a café the other day...
"Would you please stop listening to our conversation?"
When cooking for a date for the first time…
I use plenty of garlic so we can get the whole "vampire/not a vampire" question out of the way.
My driver’s side window quit working.
So I guess I'm on a diet.
The day Microsoft will make something that
doesn’t suck is probably the day they’ll start making vacuum cleaners.
My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s
my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
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