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I have a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
Fun fact: one in four frogs is a leap frog.
The Red Cross just came to our door and asked if we could donate to the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd like to but our hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
A new Muslim clothing store just opened at the local mall. I've been banned from it after asking to see their bomber jackets.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon....
.........but it never really took off.
If you don't know what introspection is.........
.............you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Worst job I ever had?
Selling doors......................................door to door.