All I ask is to purchase a phone. One phone. Is th

All I ask is to purchase a phone. One phone. Is that too much to ask for? I need a new phone. I have a lot invested in a company that 'sells phones', so why cant I get a phone? Would Nike refuse to sell sneakers to Colin Kapernick? Or Mcdonalds refuse Grimace a milkshake? Or Ronald McDonald delicious golden French fries? Or The Hamburglar a hamburger? Would a Fox pundit or correspondent refuse to sell a viewer a crappy book? Need I go on...….?
Mr White sell me a cellphone, or give me death! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!