The wife and I got married for better or worse.
I
The wife and I got married for better or worse.
I couldn't do better, and she couldn't do worse.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor.
What's the best thing about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Scientists have discovered exactly how much
sleep an average person needs.
Just 5 more minutes.
The only thing flat-earthers fear …....
is sphere itself.
I take pictures of myself standing next to
boiling water....Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..
You can’t spell advertisements without
semen between the tits!
"DIANA!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law
as she walked through the door... She said, "My name's Anna." I said, "Yeah, I know."
My friend is 6'11", and his wife is only 3' 6"
They've been married a decade now and he's still nuts over her.
Went to a bakery to buy some Shortbread.
They don't make it any longer.
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