Today in Trumpland TV: Newsmax Host Won’t Trust

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Today in Trumpland TV: Newsmax Host Won’t Trust Climate Data Because Earth Has Two Hemispheres''

Too bad this bonehead wasn't broadcasting from Chicago, 'cause I'm pretty sure 'the stupid' freezes, or turns to vapor. Could be either.

I'll have to science the shit out of it.

Brett Winterble casts doubt on climate data because of the existence of seasons.

We watch Trump-friendly media so you don’t have to, and today that meant being exposed to Newsmax TV host Brett Winterble’s curious dismissal of climate science on the basis that the earth has an equator dividing the planet into two latitudinal hemispheres.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/today-in-trumpl...s?ref=home

*We have no objective information available to us about the climate, because the climate is this huge, massive, diverse thing. The weather right now at the equator is warm! The weather down in Australia is summer!

*Really? No, f*ckin' REALLY? How about the 'objective information' whirling around inside your microwave oven, traveling through the ether to your cell phone or keeping your jet plane flight in the air? 'I don't know, it depends'.

Yeah, it 'depends' upon having an IQ # above room temperature; in whichever hemisphere.

The weather up here in the northern hemisphere is winter! So what is the average temperature? I don't know [...] It depends, because we have two hemispheres. We have two hemispheres. We have two parts of the earth.

That settles it!

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