I can't find the button where's the button I'm loo

I can't find the button where's the button I'm looking all over and I can't find the button... Actually that's probably why I've been divorced twice ... Maybe I wasn't looking in the right spot.. So all in all the phones are up just like we were told they would be.. so we can't really complain about that... We can say that they don't have Snapdragon chips in them .... or Android apple pie, or a terabyte of storage space etc who cares. Hopefully they're cheap enough and contracts in third world countries come into play and there's no spyware on them that the government will say you can't sell these phones here.... Who knows what apps are on these phones or actually what they're capable of or what kind of glass is in them or what comes with them.... Who cares it's a phone and it's up on a website which is more than we had a month ago.
5 million strong and feeling warm and fuzzy.