What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississip
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What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Mississippi.
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Mississippi.
What turns "No, no, no" into "Mmmmmmm"?
Duct tape.
What's the worst unanswered question?
Today I learned that "cholesterol" is just a clever word for "flavor."
Once I wanted to be a farmer, but it turned out to be the wrong field for me.
Senile: Not just a tourist location in Egypt.
For Democrats, the best things in life are...................................other people's.
To err is human. To rub it in is divine.
I've discovered the secret of life.............................................breathing.
I love immortality jokes. They never get old.
My wife was shocked when she discovered I converted her vibrator into a taser.
No story that starts with "he had never tried tequila before" ever has a happy ending.
JUST IN: The Secret Service got a real scare the
other day when someone threw a beer at Donald Trump during his speech.
Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.
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