First came Lara Trump, who cheerfully suggested that the

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First came Lara Trump, who cheerfully suggested that the hundred of thousands of federal workers going without pay for a month were merely experiencing a “little bit of pain” in not being able to pay their bills or feed their families, and anyway that’s an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny price to pay for Big Stupid Wall That Nobody Wants and That Won’t Work Anyway! Truly, I have never seen such populism!

As Bad-Auditions-Episode-of-American-Idol tone deaf as Lara’s comments were, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross burst into the room, shouting, “Hold my vodka-spiked Ovaltine.”

Wilbur doesn’t understand why the peasants don’t just take out loans to cover expenses during their time as unwilling pawns in service of a racist goon’s ego-driven temper tantrum.

“Everybody knows peanut butter sandwiches and tomato soup just taste better when you know you’ll be paying 9% interest in a month!” he croaked, before retreating to his home inside an old rotted-out tree stump, to sit upon the pile of coins and baubles he confiscated from the travelers he’s murdered.

If you’re reading this, you probably didn’t get arrested by the FBI this morning, and that is a key distinction between your life and Roger Stone’s. Yes, the long arm of the law has finally caught up to the Ratf*cking Ghoul who’s been making this country shitty since before I was even born. The bad news is, if you can posture and troll your way out of serious legal jeopardy, Stone is sure to walk free. The good news is…you can’t.

Anyway, Roger’s so toxic now he’s been disavowed by the Wandering Ghost of Richard Nixon, and as the case for collusion becomes clearer, suddenly Julian Assange is treating the Ecuadorian embassy staff with a newfound courtesy.

Drip drip, mother*ckers.

The last straw seems to have been the massive delays at the nation’s airports, as the FAA announced they were down to a single air traffic controller named Wes who was doing an 8-ball every three hours to stay awake and that probably wasn’t going to be a sustainable system. Something had to give.

And so Captain Caveman retreats to the Residence, to fume over what’s certain to be a full weekend of unceasing coverage of his complete and utter cucking. As smarter folks than I have pointed out, this kind of humiliation is the very worst thing in the world to a narcissist.

And because he is very, very, very, stupid, he’s threatening to start this whole shitshow over again in three weeks. Some people just can’t get enough losing, I guess.

Meanwhile, Speaker Pelosi has problems of her own. She has to have new pet fitted for a collar, and of course there’s no way he’s potty trained.”

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