Oh this is so unexpected. I just can't believe tha

Oh this is so unexpected. I just can't believe that the board thought enough of my slogans to choose me for this great honor....There are so many people I'd like to thank....
I'd like to give a shout out to my family, without them none of this would have been possible.
(tugs on earlobe).
I'd like to thank all the people who helped me walk through my troubled times of doubt.
You are all the wind beneath my wings...
A special tip of the hat to the blond in Wilson Phillips, to Mary Ann on Gilligan's island, to all the unsung heroes and casualties that have put up with all my shenanigans along the way... To the people who never deleted my South Park "and it's gone" episode. To the patient and kind who didn't hunt me down for posting that Tiny Tim earworm.
To the Andy Limerick lovers...
This award and honor goes out to you...
I am truly humbled by this wonderful gesture of appreciation.
Live long and prosper...
You are the master of your own domain .... the Master of the House.
All the world's a stage, I am but a small COG in the large wheel of motion...
With a tear of joy in my eye and small lump in my throat I will now leave the stage with my award...
And the child mentioned a check?
5 million strong and grabbing myself
Andi/Utop