I called the Shopping Network the other day and
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Posted On: 01/12/2019 12:30:22 PM
I called the Shopping Network
the other day and they answered, "May we help you"?
I said, "No thanks, I'm just looking".
Ironically, it’s my humility...
that makes me so much better than everyone else.
TICKET AGENT: "Will this be round trip?"
FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again!"
My appearance is best be described as…
"hopefully he has a good personality.”
You know you're too drunk to drive...
when you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.
I can only guess that people with dark-tinted car windows must
pick their noses much more aggressively than the rest of us...
She is so blonde that…
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son
that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants,
but he's still making fun of me.
the other day and they answered, "May we help you"?
I said, "No thanks, I'm just looking".
Ironically, it’s my humility...
that makes me so much better than everyone else.
TICKET AGENT: "Will this be round trip?"
FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again!"
My appearance is best be described as…
"hopefully he has a good personality.”
You know you're too drunk to drive...
when you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.
I can only guess that people with dark-tinted car windows must
pick their noses much more aggressively than the rest of us...
She is so blonde that…
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son
that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants,
but he's still making fun of me.
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