On the porch Two elderly ladies are sitting on
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do
you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who
drives you to the beach?"