My fellow-Americans, As we count down to the N

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My fellow-Americans,

As we count down to the New Year, I think I know exactly what would make 2019 super happy for you! (Believe me, I’m working on it.)

Meanwhile, I thought I’d ring out the old by sharing some of my favorite Borowitz Reports from 2018. There were so many to choose from that it was hard to pick an “individual one.” (Get it? LOL.)

I hope you enjoy these stories. And remember: if you have any hot tips for me in 2019, call my toll-free number, 1-800-TELLBOB. (Oh, and don’t give me any tips on Don, Jr. I already have enough on him.)

Cheers!

Robert Mueller

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