Silly/Stupid Things To Say To Others... I’d
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Posted On: 12/26/2018 7:32:13 AM
Silly/Stupid Things To Say To Others...
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
Answers are what we have for other people's problems.
Excuse my naivety - I was born at a very early age.
I'm not as think as you confused I am!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
It is not that I trust you. I am just feeling lazy today.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Whoever said money don't buy you happiness just didn't know where to shop!
If you think no one cares if you're dead or alive miss a couple of credit card payments.
A guy walks into a bar ... OUCH!
We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that you can get from your wife for free.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. (Naughty Zsa Zsa Gabor!)
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
Answers are what we have for other people's problems.
Excuse my naivety - I was born at a very early age.
I'm not as think as you confused I am!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
It is not that I trust you. I am just feeling lazy today.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Whoever said money don't buy you happiness just didn't know where to shop!
If you think no one cares if you're dead or alive miss a couple of credit card payments.
A guy walks into a bar ... OUCH!
We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that you can get from your wife for free.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. (Naughty Zsa Zsa Gabor!)
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
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