A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbe
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"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!"
"Good. What comes after three?”
"Four," answered the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after ten?"
"A jack!"
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Two dogs pass a parking meter...
One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"
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The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!” Patient: “I am 60!” Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears.” Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve been brought here for drinking.”
The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is because Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.