A French guest in a New York hotel phoned room ser
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Posted On: 12/13/2018 5:36:51 PM
A French guest in a New York hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the clerk.
“Toilette pepper,” replied the guest.
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare
you serve me this! There’s a damned TWIG in my soup!”
“My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
With hindsight........................
I wouldn't have sat on that cactus.
I saw a poor old lady slip and fall on the ice today. At least I presume she was poor..........she only had two dollars in her purse.
The TV weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from the hospital to explain the four casts.
A truck carrying a load of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday on the icy road. Onlookers were stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, amazed, shocked and flabbergasted.
Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t...
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
.
Turning on your lights and sirens
after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bill...
It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for...
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said "Fuck you".
I'm pretty excited for 2019.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the clerk.
“Toilette pepper,” replied the guest.
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare
you serve me this! There’s a damned TWIG in my soup!”
“My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
With hindsight........................
I wouldn't have sat on that cactus.
I saw a poor old lady slip and fall on the ice today. At least I presume she was poor..........she only had two dollars in her purse.
The TV weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from the hospital to explain the four casts.
A truck carrying a load of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday on the icy road. Onlookers were stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, amazed, shocked and flabbergasted.
Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t...
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
.
Turning on your lights and sirens
after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bill...
It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for...
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said "Fuck you".
I'm pretty excited for 2019.
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