Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you Example #145023 of an ugly, lonely old man who is paid to bash stocks for a living by lieHub. It must be difficult waking up every morning, knowing that you've tried to make the world worse for years and are going to do it again today. Pitiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ