Show me a man who claims to be a medieval stringed
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Show me a man who claims to be a medieval stringed instrument, and I'll show you a lyre.
A man walks into a music store and says: "I'd like to buy that accordian over there for my band." The cashier says: "You must be a drummer. That's the radiator."
Mother: "Where's your brother?"
Son: "He's in the house playing a duet. I finished first."
Friend: "The keys on your piano are yellow. It must be really old."
Me: "No. The elephant was a heavy smoker."
I know a guitarist who is so bad, she can't even pluck her eyebrows.
What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
A cello burns longer.
How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
What do you say to a drummer with a pretty girl on his arm?
Nice tattoo.
A man walks into a music store and says: "I'd like to buy that accordian over there for my band." The cashier says: "You must be a drummer. That's the radiator."
Mother: "Where's your brother?"
Son: "He's in the house playing a duet. I finished first."
Friend: "The keys on your piano are yellow. It must be really old."
Me: "No. The elephant was a heavy smoker."
I know a guitarist who is so bad, she can't even pluck her eyebrows.
What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
A cello burns longer.
How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
What do you say to a drummer with a pretty girl on his arm?
Nice tattoo.
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