A blond asks a group of friends “What does IDK m
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A blond asks a group of friends “What does IDK mean?”
A few replied "I don't know"
The blond, aghast, said "Geez, doesn't anybody here know?"
He said . . ."I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said...."You wear pants don't you?"
Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady and asked, "Can ya swaller?"
Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Can ya breathe?"
Still gasping, she again shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works!
A few replied "I don't know"
The blond, aghast, said "Geez, doesn't anybody here know?"
He said . . ."I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said...."You wear pants don't you?"
Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady and asked, "Can ya swaller?"
Gasping, she shook her head no.
He asked, "Can ya breathe?"
Still gasping, she again shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works!
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