"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday va
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"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday vacation...
I'll tell you what, never again."
The inventor of USB was buried twice.
They put him in the wrong way the first time.
I have been investing heavily in stocks
chicken, beef and vegetable.
Soon I will be a bouillionaire!
CALORIES
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Of all the martial arts,
Karaoke inflicts the most pain..
My wife is so fed up with me playing online poker that she issued me an ultimatum: It's either poker or her.
I think she's bluffing.
What do toy train sets and women's breasts
have in common? They're both intended for children,but it's the dads who play with them.
Everything's finally starting to click for me...
my knees, my elbows, my neck, my ankles.
I'll tell you what, never again."
The inventor of USB was buried twice.
They put him in the wrong way the first time.
I have been investing heavily in stocks
chicken, beef and vegetable.
Soon I will be a bouillionaire!
CALORIES
Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Of all the martial arts,
Karaoke inflicts the most pain..
My wife is so fed up with me playing online poker that she issued me an ultimatum: It's either poker or her.
I think she's bluffing.
What do toy train sets and women's breasts
have in common? They're both intended for children,but it's the dads who play with them.
Everything's finally starting to click for me...
my knees, my elbows, my neck, my ankles.
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