The one for Salty is in the bold print>>> Sean
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Posted On: 11/27/2018 5:21:18 PM
The one for Salty is in the bold print>>>
Sean Connery once asked his wife to sit on his lap ...
just once.
"Dad, look! I'm a 3D printer!"
"Dave, close the damn door if you're taking a shit."
I used to own an ice cream shop but didn't pay my electric bill...
They liquidated my assets.
I took my finger out of her hole, and......
in seconds she was going down on me. I thought to myself, Man. I am really gonna miss this boat.
One thing I know about the speed of light....
It gets here way too early in the morning.
There is no key to a woman’s heart......
There’s only a password that changes regularly.
Sean Connery once asked his wife to sit on his lap ...
just once.
"Dad, look! I'm a 3D printer!"
"Dave, close the damn door if you're taking a shit."
I used to own an ice cream shop but didn't pay my electric bill...
They liquidated my assets.
I took my finger out of her hole, and......
in seconds she was going down on me. I thought to myself, Man. I am really gonna miss this boat.
One thing I know about the speed of light....
It gets here way too early in the morning.
There is no key to a woman’s heart......
There’s only a password that changes regularly.
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