My grandma knits for the mafia. She's known as S
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She's known as Scarf Ace.
On Black Friday, I hit the mall early to get a
great deal on a belt with a clock on it. It was a waist of time.
On the Titanic..................
"Oh Jack, look. Is that an iceberg ahead?"
Jack: "It looks like it. Lettuce not get excited, and try to romaine calm."
I went to my doctor and he couldn't tell for sure what was wrong with me, but thought it might be due to alcohol. I said, "OK, I'll come back when you're sober."
I went to a premature ejaculation class.... this morning.
But they told me it was tomorrow.
My driver’s side window quit working...
so I guess I'm on a diet.
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.
Smoke a joint, order pizza.....
Dominoes... Filling pot holes since 1960.