Lavish spending can be disastrous. So, don't buy
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So, don't buy any lavishes for a while.
At a session with a marriage counselor,
She snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"
Then, turning to the counselor, The wife exclaimed: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"
Did you hear about the astronaut who took
a book to read in space? He couldn't put it down.
“His and hers” gifts are the thoughtful choice..
for any wedding. The division of property goes so much more smoothly.
When I'm finally holding all the right cards....
everyone wants to play chess.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again:
I hate redundancy.
To the person who hacked my handle:
I will find and destroy you!
Edit: no you won’t
When I see a flash mob in public,
I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
My Brother is so lazy..........
he's looking for a pregnant woman to marry.