So just let me get this straight... We went from h

So just let me get this straight... We went from high tech, cutting edge, proprietary software smartphones possibly linked to low earth orbiting satellites and solar charging batteries with blockchain technology to a Sigourney Weaver Phone? Or for the fellas The Steven Segal version? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! And the fat guy singing This Magic Moment fits in how? Are you guys pulling my leg? This has gone way past Allen Funts Candid Camera! Please tell me this is some elaborate joke! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Jokes on us suckers right?