I never asked to be taken seriously, but just what the hell is a celebrity phone line anyway? Am I supposed to rush out to Best Buy and wait in line for the new John Leguizamo phone? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Or maybe The Gerard Depardieu phone? WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! I just like saying Gerard Depardieu! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! Now if they sign Cher up I'll be first in line for that one! NOT! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!