You remember the stories The Stewy used to tell us

You remember the stories The Stewy used to tell us about the three Utopyans playing fantan? This guy runs up to them and says "Hey, the worlds coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says "Well hell, Im gonna go buy me a case of Budweiser and six whores!" and the third one says, "Well I must finish the game!" I shall finish the game doc! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!