Let us list today's special delights! 1. Dumbass45 was

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Let us list today's special delights! 1. Dumbass45 was 'buked and scorned by both Dems and GOPers he invited to travel with him to Pittsburgh.

This grieving city poured into the streets and made him and his family turn around and take another route. I hear he stayed an entire 13 minutes, then literally ran from his limo to Air Force One (still waiting on that footage), so eager was he to get tf outta there. BYE.

2. A hitherto obscure Jacob Wohl has been trending on twitter since 2:30 this afternoon, and is at this time the most famous dumbfuck in America. He and his pal Jack Burkman are under investigation for, what - obstruction of justice, criminal conspiracy?

I don’t know, but HOLY HELL, y’all gonna take down Mr. Robert fucking Mueller?!? Yeah okay then

3. Steve Bannon had a rally at the Holiday Inn in Topeka and managed to gather seventeen fans and followers to his ample bosom. Seventeen, and they all had a tasty breakfast to boot!
Also, “the musty one” was interviewed by Mr. Mueller & Co. again last Friday.

4. A woman named Emily Wise of Missouri has a father named Steve Wise, who is running for some damn office there, and she said DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS VIRULENT ANTI-SEMITIC ASSHOLE who happens to be my father. Thanks, Emily!! (for real)

5. Steve King got dropped by the RNC or whatever you call it, and Land o Lakes and I believe Purina have kissed him goodbye. BYE.

6. Beto fuckin TORE IT UP on Hardball this evening.

7. Turns out Mr. Mueller & Co. are in possession of some Roger Stone...crap, emails is it? Tapes? in which he speaks freely of sharing emails he shouldn’t have. Or something. Stone is so done, so cooked, I just KNOW Mr. Mueller’s fuckin with his head, because why not.

8. I have no news on Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, George Nader, Rick Gates, Mariia Butina,
Elliot Broidy, Tom Barrack, Allen Weisselberg, ETC ETC, but tomorrow is another day.

Please add to this list if you can, because no doubt I forgot other GOOD SHIT that happened today!!