Efficiency: a highly developed form of laziness.
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Posted On: 10/23/2018 3:20:59 PM
Efficiency: a highly developed form of laziness.
My detective friend dropped his cell phone at work.
He cracked the case.
Moses was technically the first person...
to download files to his tablet from the cloud.
An elderly woman called her husband on his.....
cell phone while he was driving home. She said be careful on the interstate...the news said there is someone driving on the wrong side of the highway. He replied...it's not just one car dear...it's hundreds of them.
Just bought some spare pieces for my chess set.
I got them at the pawn shop.
You know you’re getting old.....
when your friends start having kids on purpose.
Last week my mother-in-law fell into a....
wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.
My detective friend dropped his cell phone at work.
He cracked the case.
Moses was technically the first person...
to download files to his tablet from the cloud.
An elderly woman called her husband on his.....
cell phone while he was driving home. She said be careful on the interstate...the news said there is someone driving on the wrong side of the highway. He replied...it's not just one car dear...it's hundreds of them.
Just bought some spare pieces for my chess set.
I got them at the pawn shop.
You know you’re getting old.....
when your friends start having kids on purpose.
Last week my mother-in-law fell into a....
wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.
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