My hooker, blow and Vegas (and 99 other Cities) st

My hooker, blow and Vegas (and 99 other Cities) stories are not appropriate for a family board, so we'll save them for our Cheers or Tears Party. That being said, as will be confirmed when we all meet, the famous quotes from emz's friends include "he doesn't have to lie/bullshit, he's actually lived this stuff"; "the Dos Equos Most Interesting Man in the world calls emz when he needs good material"; and my favorite from a while back "emz", the only guy we know who makes Charlie Sheen look like a choir boy. In all fairness, all (well most) of that is all behind me now, but I thank g-d every day for my incredible long term memory (which starts when I was 3.5 years old, but that's a whole 'nother story)