Quote:If others need to be subjected to his word salad horse manure, he can deal with a couple of stickies.
And he and his fellow Trumpanzees can deal with this Magnum Opus takedown of their 'Caesar'.
Quote:So Was It Worth It, Spanky?
After years of endless self-aggrandizing braggadocio, you have now been exposed as a liar, a thief, a fraud, and an incompetent “pResident” who lost the popular vote by millions of votes.
Your so-called “election” depended on interference by the Russians, and you are now under investigation for your role in that interference.
The “best people” you bragged about surrounding yourself with are under investigation themselves, or have already been indicted and convicted. Many have resigned under a cloud of corruption, and those still in place have demonstrated their utter incompetence.
Your personal lawyer, your campaign manager, members of your transition team, and your first national security advisor have pled guilty to crimes, and are now cooperating with Mueller – the man who is investigating every aspect of your corruption.
You are reviled the world over, and can’t travel to any foreign country without being met with thousands of protesters. The United Nations General Assembly literally laughed in your face when you tried to tell them how successful your administration has been, and you are the butt of late-night monologue jokes and political cartoons around the world.
Your ludicrous “tweets” have proven beyond all doubt that you are illiterate, and can’t string two sentences together that make even a modicum of sense. It is now well-known that your daily briefings have to be “dumbed down” in hopes that you might possibly understand them.
Your ignorance of how our government operates has been painfully on display on a daily basis, and your incredible stupidity with respect to international affairs has made you a global laughingstock.
You are under investigation for colluding with our enemies and obstructing justice, and your own family members are vulnerable to being charged with crimes as well.
The Trump organization is also under investigation, as well as your “charitable foundation”.
Your self-touted sexual prowess has been refuted by women who are in a position to know exactly how inept you are as a lover, along with how incredibly disappointing the size of your "manhood" turned out to be.
Your lies have been documented, and the quantity – along with the sheer ridiculousness of those lies – are now a matter of public record.
You have demonstrated your lack of character, your pettiness, and your inability to even understand just how ridiculous your statements and actions are in the eyes of the nation, and the world at large.
The only people who still believe your bullshit are the toadies who won’t admit it’s bullshit because they think sucking-up to you will advance their own political careers, and your brain-dead “base” – people who also believe that the earth is six thousand years old and a self-declared pussy-grabber was anointed by god to lead a nation.
Thanks to you, the Republican party is hemorrhaging members, and the elected politicians who have defended you are facing annihilation in the midterms.
Thanks to you, the United States is now seen as a lesser power on the world stage. Thanks to you, the US presidency is viewed as just another office vulnerable to corruption.
And now, in the midst of all of above, the “failing New York Times” has exposed your most fervent and oft-made brag – that of being a self-made man – as being just another self-promoted myth. You never earned a dime that your daddy didn’t put in your pocket; you never achieved a single success on your own.
Were it not for your daddy’s money, you would undoubtedly have been just another “brilliant businessman" with a hot-dog stand on 5th Avenue – or, more likely, given your penchant for ignoring the law, the operator of a chop-shop on the lower east side.
So tell me, was it worth it? You were once a self-proclaimed business success, able to get away with tax evasion and all kinds of corrupt behaviour – and now, thanks to your desire to be “pResident”, you are facing scrutiny of every aspect of your business dealings, every aspect of your personal life, every aspect of your lying, thieving ways.
Not only have you invited that scrutiny into your own life, you have invited that scrutiny into the lives of your own children, and every person who has ever been associated with you. I’m sure they’re all eternally grateful for having been made subject to investigation and possible criminal prosecution.
In summary, Spanky, you are now known for everything from colluding with the Russians to lying to the populace on a daily basis, from being an openly racist/homophobe to inciting violence against your perceived enemies, from being a dumber-than-dumb ignoramus to being a dumber-than-dumb “pResident” who is laughed at by the entire world.
And now your last defense, that of being a self-made man, has been reduced to rubble.
The fact that you never saw it coming – this exposure of being a lying idiot who never would have been a “success” without daddy’s money shoring you up every time you failed – is a living testament to just how much of a failure you are now, and have always been.
There was a time you could – and did – get away with every lie, every false claim, every ridiculous statement about being a successful businessman, and a sought-after “ladies man” whose sexual prowess was uncontested.
Now you’re just a pathetic habitual liar known for his abject stupidity and a small dick, along with being a daddy’s boy who never achieved anything without daddy’s money.
Congratulations on having set yourself up for being exposed for what you really are – a fuckin’ nobody who thought he could be a somebody, and foolishly believed that no one would recognize a con-artist when they saw one sitting in the Oval Office preaching the gospel of don’t believe your own eyes and ears.
Was it worth it? Apparently it wasn’t. But that’s just another demonstration of your incredible stupidity – the idea that you eschewed your private life as a “successful businessman” in order to be exposed as a fraud. It really doesn’t get any dumber than that.
