***The Polish Divorce*** ..A Polish man moved to t

***The Polish Divorce***

..A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

..One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

..Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

..No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

..I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

..I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

..Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

..Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

..Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

..Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

..What makes you think that?
I got proof.

..What kind of proof?

..She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:

....Polish Remover