Well fellas, I think Im reaching rock bottom. Im c

Well fellas, I think Im reaching rock bottom. Im contemplating selling my action figure collection on ebay. My parents are limiting my internet access to a couple hours a day as I have been neglecting cutting the grass for months now and will have to hire a professional service as the weeds have grown out of control. I have resorted to procuring my toilet paper from the local Mcdonalds. May none of you ever have to face the embarrassment of your girlfriend going to use the bathroom in your parents basement and wondering why theres a 300 foot roll of industrial 2 ply toilet paper leaning up against the wall. Until next time Make Mine Utopya! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Stooge out

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