While I respect your feelings and decision, just f

While I respect your feelings and decision, just for the record, while I may not have the most shares, I am fairly certain that I do indeed have the biggest balls here (I was born with a hernia), and I believe that most of the female members ( and plenty of the males) would agree that I am one of the fairest of 'em all here in Penny Land (my Lie-Hub photo is not photo-shopped and is pretty recent). That being said, if I am not bringing good humor and joy to you here, or some semblance of entertainment, then I feel that I have failed in my quest to try and spread peace, joy and love to all. In a nutshell, I feel like a STOOGE!