This angry cop just came up to me and said: "Giv
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Posted On: 08/26/2018 2:33:45 PM
This angry cop just came up to me and said:
"Give me your name." I said, "Why, what's wrong with yours?"
Heaven has strict immigration policies.
Hell has open borders.
I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian is a great guy.
I just bought some of those ghost-shaped laxative tablets. They scare the shit out of me.
Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally, I don't buy it.
My wife says she's leaving me because she's never seen me sober.
Shit! I got married???
At a job interview I was asked "Do you have a police record?"
I said, "Yes, Ghost in the Machine, 1981."…
"Give me your name." I said, "Why, what's wrong with yours?"
Heaven has strict immigration policies.
Hell has open borders.
I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian is a great guy.
I just bought some of those ghost-shaped laxative tablets. They scare the shit out of me.
Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally, I don't buy it.
My wife says she's leaving me because she's never seen me sober.
Shit! I got married???
At a job interview I was asked "Do you have a police record?"
I said, "Yes, Ghost in the Machine, 1981."…
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