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Posted On: 06/03/2012 10:55:57 AM
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TSA Slogans 

- Grope discounts available. 

- Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. 

- If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first. 

- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady. 

- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy. 

- Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice. 

- Wanna fly? Open your fly! 

- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank. 

- We are now free to move about your pants 

- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way. 

- It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat. 

- When in doubt, we make you whip it out. 

- TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin' 

- You were a virgin. 

- We handle more packages than the USPS 

- The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy. 

- Stroke of the hand, law of the land. 

- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem. 

- Let your fingers do the Walking. 

- Bend Over And Cough 

- Reach out and touch someone. 

- Can you feel me now? 

- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette 

- TSA - Thousands Standing Around

  

  



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