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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'

The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'

Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course, we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'

Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism?'

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about suppositories?'

Pharmacist: 'You bet!'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The Works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'Everything for heartburn and indigestion?'

Pharmacist: 'We sure do.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob: 'Adult diapers?'

Pharmacist: 'Sure.'

Jacob: 'Well then, we'd like to use this store as our BRIDAL REGISTRY.'
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