Nope. The correct way to do this is: "Dear Sir
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"Dear Sirs,
I cannot help myself. The way you sashay across the ballroom amidst the twirling dervishes carries me away into pure fantasy, and yet... I see that your ticker has not changed. Why?
Oh, that I could see your lovely ticker and change it henceforth, perhaps to UTOP from ANDI? Fantasy, pure fantasy, and yet I ponder, wilt thou waltz past me and leave my unkind words toward other shareholders behind, along with my shortening of your adorable and delectable shares? Nay, let it not be so.
Sincerely, yours ever truly, unless I feel a flump flustering unquenchedly,
~Ruboli the 16th"